diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

dis puppy

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

dis puppy

They’re gonna get married

Sad moments of being in a relationship

Pandora played “Single Ladies” today and I was singing along, and then it hit me. Boyfriend. Seeing how I have somehow obtained a boyfriend, that means I am no longer single, which means I no longer have the right to sing that song… Drat it.

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

the Belle one is magical

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

the-widget:

Homestropoly part 5! I wish I could play this more, but my family isn’t that fond of actually PLAYING monopoly, so it’s become more of an exhibit than anything. I thought it was finally time to let people know it existed. If you thought it was cool, please let me know, and I’ll pass the word along to my dad and brother.

Thank you for looking at out board game about dumb animal characters!

"And now the love! That lasts forever! Has coooome… toooo… its eeeeeeennnnnnduuuuh!"

-Homestar Runner

GGUUUYYYYSSSS HOMESTAR RUNNER MONOPOLY!

angelclark:

33 Pictures Taken At The Right Moment 

We are huge fans of perfectly timed photos that capture perfect (and usually funny or unexpected) moments that come and go with a blink of the eye. The internet is abound with images shared by people who have captured images at just the right moment or from just the right perspective, so we wanted to share some more of them with you.

beautiful

This. This is why photoshop was invented

What is the flavor of rainbow sprinkles?

Is it Ricky Martin’s goal in life to become “Mr. Happy Music?”

I’m trying to prove a point that there is a fan base for a solo Black Widow movie. Please reblog if you’d watch it.

the avengers + tumblr text posts (inspired by x)

On a scale of “stupid white people” to “kill her now”, how dead would I be if I wore my Germany jersey to Brazil?

chubbyfury6:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

Evil

That’s it guys

When time travel is invented I’m moving to the 50’s